Monday, June 11, 2018

E3 2018, Day Three: The Sony Conference

Metokur is bad for the last one of the day.


  • Last of Us pt2. Expected. It's a Tomb Raider reskin. Wait for a full review due to a red flag or two, but at least Ellie isn't stronger than the men she faces.
  • COD:BLOPS4. Sleep.
  • They have nothing. They're killing time with highlights from the preview from last year. What a shitshow.
  • Destiny 2. Nathon Fillon Robot got ganked in a trailer. I sleep.
  • Ghost of Tsushima. Okay. Wait for a full review.
  • Control. Trippy trailer that looked like better tech-power games. Meh.
  • Resident Evil 2 remake. Something interesting at last.
  • Kingdom Hearts 3. Now with more Live Action derivations and AC4 gameplay.
  • Death Stranding. Still weird as fuck. Oh hey, a woman. Nothing makes sense still. No gameplay still. But there's something that opposes you, so we've got a game. Still waiting on what that game is.
  • Nioh 2. You are the demon.
  • Spider-Man. Straight to gameplay. This is how it's done, folks. This is how you actually sell a fucking game. This is the only finished product on display, and that is not acceptable Sony.

Weak. Coffee in a Lutheran church weak. They had sweet-fuck all and had to stretch the time. Epic Fail, Sony. Epic Fail. Sony, you're just another bitch now. Don't be surprised that everyone openly treats you like a bitch from here on out, especially Kojima.

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