Tuesday, July 14, 2026

The Culture: The Booker And The Tribal Chief Talk Victory And Conquest With Dunder Moose

Last night Jeffro and BDubs1776 come back two years later to share with you the Triumph of the #BROSR and TTRPG's bright future!

No one comes at us anymore with any teeth.

They are all found out as fake-assed faggots, especially the Oldfags, so said ankle-biting assholes have pivoted to softer targets. They refuse to Git Gud; they sucked out just like the Theater Kids they whine about.

We have won, decisively, and as such we are moving on to fix problems that the Oldfags could not and cannot even comprehend.

Note the BrOSR’s departures from the old guard: Wesely’s Braunstein One: Each player has three goals. Players are scored based on whether they perform their goals. Wesely’s players: “Okay, let’s just read our goals to each other and see if there is anything we can collaborate on.” Jeffro and Budbs after reviewing 12 playtest reports on session Braunsteins: Braunsteins are better without assigned goals and without point scoring mechanisms. The key thing for producing great play is honestly… for the players to lean in to playing their roles. When the dust finally settles, nobody will be able to deny who the winner was. Gygax’s: “As this book is the exclusive precinct of the DM, you must view any non-DM player possessing it as something less than worthy of honorable death.” Gygax’s Players: “Derp derp… Gary didn’t use his own rulez! Lolzololzo” Jeffro: This game is too big for me to master on my own. I need all of the players to be familiar with the rules so that they can help me run the game. The BrOSR: Here are a dozen ways to remove the referee from the position of being the bottleneck on campaign activity. Here is the best way to distribute the load he bears across every player in the campaign so that scaling becomes possible. The old guard did not isolate what made these games work. They did not identify what was holding campaigns back. When Gygax attempted to make a giant leap of refinement in the medium… they turned on him because of his attempt to walk back rule zero type thinking. The old guard was committed to chaos and disorder from the very beginning. About the only reason they speak up at all is to take credit for creating the nongame that D&D quickly became during the eighties. But they don’t even deserve credit for that. People that had no idea what in the heck the early D&D pamphlets were talking about were quite up to the task of inventing that without any help from anyone in Wisconsin or the Twin Cities.

Read on Substack

We not only drive the bus, we designed and built the bus. It's our bus now; you're just riding in it and being a bitchy backseat bozo. Either step up or fuck off.

Monday, July 13, 2026

The Culture: The Oldfags Never Bothered To Figure Out Why So They Had Nothing To Pass On

Not one untrue word said. NOT. ONE.

Here is the evidence we do have: There were a number of campaigns being run was TINY. The expertise of setting them up and running them resided in a SIMARLY SMALL NUMBER OF PEOPLE. All campaign instruction documents before AD&D were rough prototypes. No earnest development could have occurred because each campaign was distinct from all others in its theme, concept, and scope. The people playing in these campaigns may have some nice war stories. But they have no idea what was actually going on due to the rules being entirely in, for example, Dave Arneson's head. (This is the “just asked Wesely” cultural ethos of the era.) Any commentary on 1:1 time type rules will immediately give you insight into the level of understanding of gameplay dynamics a person has. (See Lewis Pulsiphers's remarks on that from an old White Dwarf magazine as a PRIME example.) We have published material that shows that key figures were unfamiliar with second order effects of the rule and what type of play structures it could feasibly support. Wargamers of the sixties were not a preliterate culture. Many of them are still alive today. What did they do when there was a resurgence of interest in campaign play? Did they suddenly decide to show up with the “practice and demonstration and mentorship and play reports and conversations at the table” that would help us achieve success at the table? NO THEY DIDN'T. In fact, they did the opposite of all that. They elected to outright oppose the efforts to recover campaign play. Because “not even Gygax played that way”, “only David Wesely can run a Braunstein”, etc. AD&D was the first time in history that anyone elaborated on the subject of campaign play dynamics at all. Apart from Gygax, every one of these “preliterate wargamers” walked away from the very game rules that even make such campaigns possible. They didn't know what they had. And there would be evidence to the contrary if they did.

- Jeffro Johnson

Read on Substack

The Oldfags, too many of whom being Boomers, did what Boomers do and refused to pass on their patrimony.

The worse part is that what Jeffro describes here is something I've seen across the board from Boomers over the years. It's not just a Tabletop thing. They genuinely do not comprehend why they do (or did) what they did, only that it works/worked that way (at the time) so of course it always does so what's the problem? Why bother questioning a damned thing? It Just Works That Way.

This is why they get mad when you show the receipts. You are telling them, to their faces, with facts and evidence, that no It Does Not Work That Way You Fucking Retard and had you bothered to Read The Fucking Manual and properly comprehend--work through--what you read you'd be agreeing with us and not being an arthritic anklebiting asshole.

Now you know why I've come to call them "OldFags".

And those who echo them might as well be Oldfags, so they get the brush too.

Sunday, July 12, 2026

The Culture: These Wankers Are Pathetic

This was a two-for-one.

Ignore the wider culture faggotry. Skip to the Theater Kid Roasting Hour.

The Oldfags can't (and won't) contend with the Bros, so they have to go at easier game like Theater Kid fags like that wanker they roasted.

Then came the Oldfag Yells At Clouds segment featuring Bob The Bullshitter where they whine impotently about what Wizards of the Coast are doing, when the correct response is "Pirate that shit, buy used or turn those PDFs into POD-ready files and use Lulu for private guerilla products." (Yes, that works; no, it's not necessarily cheap.)

And yes, Bob's a Tourist clout goblin twat who only does Calvinball.

The Bros will steamroll these people as the restoration of the real hobby spreads, in large part due to it not costing you money to play.

Saturday, July 11, 2026

The Culture: No Tolerance For Delusional Cargo Cultists Anymore

The delusion is obvious here.

"Everyone" is playing The Only Game That Matters. They are not playing Faggot Bullshit Theater Kid Pirate Fanfic Crapfest.

There, saved you a few hours of wasted time. Go play D&D.

Friday, July 10, 2026

The Business: Even The LOLCow Sees Why The Cargo Cult Is Cooked

The LOLcow gets it. Too many Cargo Cultists refuse to see it.

He didn't say the phrase, but he does comprehend Network Effects. In particular, he comprehends the key element of a Network Effect: control over friction.

Conformity to the Network's dominant party is how and why Wizards of the Coast gives no fucks about the Cargo Cult of Conventional Play; they set the rules, and they know because they have witnessed it in action FIVE TIMES in 27 years that all they need to do is inflict some pain via ramping up the friction on the non-compliant and all other parties will bend the knee.

"But Palladium-"

Is a D&D Knockoff and always has been; it is in the network, run by a man who still thinks it's 1980, which is why people come and go between D&D and Palladium.

Paizo's deep in the shit and unlikely to survive. Lots of other resentful bottomfeeders are in the same boat. Palladium will endure because its flagship took over the space vacated by Gamma World, until its Boomer founder finally fucks off and his successors somehow screw the pooch.

There is no future pushing product. There is only a future in providing a service.

WOTC's pivoting to a service model.

Everyone else is getting crushed, and those not yet showing signs do so at the expense of their neighbors- staving off the inevitable. Things are playing out as I said before; this is an Outside In collapse, an implosion, taking those furthest out first as the frontier collapses inward towards the core in an implosion function.

What WOTC wants is everyone else serving The Only Game That Matters. This is more benevolent than it sounds; a truly Full Corpo regime would pursue extinction of other parties, but WOTC instead wants subjugation in perpetuity and by transitioning the Network Effect into a Walled Garden via Beyond (already the case) this is enforcable in the same way that inflicting a curse does- at a structural level.

WOTC wants to offload the costs of product support to external parties, but retain most of the revenue (and thus profit) from that product support.

They're going to get it because as most Casuals, Tourists, and Normies only go to the dominant party in a niche that means they only use Beyond and thus are readily captured by the Walled Garden. That market vastly outsizes everyone else, and they outspend everyone else (as they are conditioned to be mindless consumers), so WOTC will have the leverage needed to keep everyone else in line. If you want to pay the bills doing this going forward, you are WOTC's bitch.

Unless you seek out the Clubhouse.

(Side Note: UMBROS is now available as Print On Demand via Lulu.)

Thursday, July 9, 2026

The Business: This Commercial Gaming Scene Can't Collapse Fast Enough

While made about Vidya, this applies to Tabletop also.

The details vary, but the general state of Tabletop being in a state of collapse is the same.

As usual, Network Effects means that only The Only Game That Matters is going to be a viable commercial enterprise after the collapse concludes. More Tabletop "companies" are actually glorified buskers begging on Kickstarter for their money instead of forming a proper business plan, gathering operating capital (via a bank loan, from family/friends, etc.), and executing that plan in the hopes that it works out.

That's not a business sector. That's a mass psychosis pretending to be a cottage industry.

We're seeing more of the same in Vidya, with more and more "indies" and "AA" going cap-in-hand via crowdfunding instead of doing the smart thing and just plugging away slowly in your time away from your day job until you have enough to go for Early Access on Steam.

More people pretending to be commercial operators need to be forced out of the scene, one way or the other, and that's going to be done by hook or by crook because the economy is no longer willing or able to accomodate this mass delusion in either Tabletop or Vidya- nor should it. More people need to go back to productive day jobs and stop pretending to be Muh Creatives. Their enablers on YouTube need to follow them.

Put on the hardhat and go do your factory shift; it's what you're actually good for, and thanks to Trump reviving Hamilton's economy policy you'll actually have one to work at sooner than later. (Including printing, fuck you Glickner.)

The old days are done, and with it are the priors presumed as true (but never were).

Wednesday, July 8, 2026

The Culture: A Reading List To Compliment Appendix N

JD Sauvage did everyone a solid over this past weekend and posted a nice reading list; some Appendix N overlap, but not all of it.

The full thread is here. Below is the first post.

The reason for the list? Talk about getting away from Pink Slime Fantasy slop, which means reconnecting to the fantastic literature that existed commonly before Lester Del Ray's 1975 diktat that make "Muh Tolkien" Clone into said slop.

You may balk at some of them, but you shouldn't; everything not of Appendix N that he included fits just as well if not better. (Flash Gordon and the original Buck Rogers novel certainly do, as they are derivative of A Princess of Mars as much as Brackett's novels about Eric John Stark are.)

Through that connection, notably at the pont of Dunsany, one needs to use these to bridge back to the mythic and thus past literature to mythology. (Yes, history is important, but we're talking about a failure of imagination and that stems from a lack of connection to the mythic via mythology.) Treating the myths of old, and the folklore that arised from them, as real as history and physics are- to see these as the means by which our ancestors (and some peoples today) see how life works and why it works that way.

This is what was lost during the 20th Century. It can be corrected now.

Once that connection is restored, that meaning needs to be expressed anew in ways that matter here and now. That's how this flattening is reversed.