Thursday, March 5, 2026

The Culture: The Chief & Subchief On Natural One To Talk Winning Secrets

BDubs and Jeffro came on The Basic Expert's Natural Ones to promote Winning Secrets.

It's now clear that not only did the Boomers deliberately lobotomize the hobby, but many of those still alive from back then have shown their ass regarding their own competency at the game.

Nope, all those old-timers did--after 50 years--is provn that They Played The Game Wrong For 50 Years.

The Bros, simply by READING THE FUCKING MANUAL AND FOLLOWING ITS RULES EXACTLY, have proven by doing that they play the game right and thus are better than the OGs at the game and thus the hobby.

There's so much ass-madding over this.

Fuck them. The Bros brought the receipts. The Bros have evidence; they have asspulls. The Bros win, and the result is that YT grifters and strivers are moving (and have moved) to get out in front of this repeatedly to steal credit for it (e.g. Grifting Beast, Earthnote, etc.) while riding a rising tide changing--fixing--the hobby to farm clout and boost their YT and other social media profiles and thus make them better at shilling for paymasters.

The Hobby Belongs To US!

Wednesday, March 4, 2026

The Culture: The Tribal Chief In His Own Words

Jon Mollison put up this video featuring Jeffro Johnson today at 4:15am Central Time.

Back Winning Secrets.

Jeffro made the Pulps cool to talk about again.

Jeffro forced the authors of Appendix N--all of them, not just just a few world-famous ones--back from the Memory Hole, such that they had to make a sham Appendix N book.

Jeffro, with the Bros, brought back the justification for Tabletop to exist AT ALL when Conventional Play is always done better as a Videogame.

Jeffro matters. Winning Secrets, following on from How To Win, finishes his work in fixing what the Boomers broke. Back it.

None of the ankle-biters have done more than Jeffro to unfuck what got fucked up around 1980, both in Literature and in Tabletop. Many, instead, WANT TO MAKE IT WORSE! They profit from the problem.

Fuck them. I DISAVOW ALL OF YOU!

You need Winning Secrets, you need Braunstein, you need to play the Real Game- and you need to throw the Product Merchants into the Memory Hole.

No more fencesitting. This is what Tabletop Adventure Games are and have to be to justify their existence. Everything else cannot, so it does not, and it should not exist- and soon enough, it will not because The Collapse Comes For Them All.

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

The Culture: The Tribal Chief & Friends On With The Women's Champion

On Sunday, Jeffro and his collaborators appeared with Women's Division Champion Harmony Ginger to talk Winning Secrets.

Winning Secrets not only funded, but hit its first Stretch Goal. You are safe to back this now.

Note something that a lot of detractors omit: Jeffro mentioned that the Bros got to where they are BY ITERATION VIA TRIAL AND ERROR. Step by step the Bros pulled all of what the Boomers tossed down the Memory Hole back, figured out how it worked, and (as of now) not only got each part working but successfully reconstructed the real machine that those Boomers originally published and got it operational again.

"The rules were not incomplete for Braunstein play."

The Real Game was complete. People played it wrong and the Boomers did sweet fuck all about it. They just willfully lobotomized the game. That should have led to outright seizure of the company instead of what went down, but that would have inconvenienced Boomers so no- and that's before the Blumes and the Buck Rogers heiress did their damage.

The Bros recovered the Real Game, and restored the Real Hobby. The machine is spreading in its use; all that remains is the organization that needs that machine, which is why the Clubhouse is now ready to return.

Monday, March 2, 2026

The Culture: The Tribal Chief Faces The Soup Aisle On Dunder Moose

On Wednesday of last week, Dunder Moose not only had Jeffro back on but also several ankle-biters.

This was Rhetorical Combat. Get popcorn. Enjoy the show.

And if you haven't, back Winning Secrets- we are well past the goal, so it's Stretch Goal Time!

Yeah, Jeffro has this effect on his ankle-biters.

Sunday, March 1, 2026

The Business: Roll For Combat Isn't Stupid

This past week, Roll For Combat talked OGL Scandal.

Derik remains the Voice Of Sanity: WOTC Cannot Lose.

Yes, a pile of irrelevant nobodies got ephemeral attention, but--as Josh Strife Hayes explained for MMOs--everyone came back to The Game That Matters as soon as Objective Data told them to do so. As noted, Indie Darling Shadowdark benefited from a Black Swan event that cannot be repeated and several others released at that time have either fizzled or retreated into their own ghetto and thus Do Not Matter.

But the real consequence is the ending of the promise that Ryan Dancey made with the OGL: the ability for Everyone to benefit from Everyone Else publishing material with no friction.

Smug fuck as he is, Derik consistently is correct about everything: Only D&D Matters. Not-D&Ds are not played; they are bought, they are read, they are talked about, but No One Plays Them. D&D--all editions--gets played, gets played everywhere, and gets played consistently. This is why Derik can afford to be a smug prick; he's right, and he brings the receipts.

Derik talks in terms of Network Effects. He explains why D&D matters and nothing else does in those terms. He will also find that Delulu Soup Aisle Suckers will not listen especially when those folks have a monetary incentive to not listen (as Mark does).

And this is why nothing within Tabletop can unseat WOTC. Only something outside of Tabletop, and only if it's bigger than Tabletop. Only a bigger Network Effect can defeat a Network Effect.

Saturday, February 28, 2026

The Culture: Remember That Being From The Modern World Is Allowed

This is your periodic reminder that this is a viable 1st Level Human Fighter in AD&D1e.

Minimum Starting Age for a Human Fighter is 16. That is, typically, a mid-to-high ranking Boy Scout; perfect for a Fighter or (at 18) a Paladin.

Thanks to Appendix N, we know that "Lost Worlds" and "Transported to another world" is A-OK for Play!

And yes, speaking from experience, being a Boy Scout with access to older men who have experience in woodcraft, let boys be boys, and taught the habits that the manuals do not that make being like this practical, this is not at all unbelievable.

And yes, in case you forgot:

  • Burroughs, Edgar Rice, "Pellucidar" series: Hollow Earth adventures with dinosaurs and primitive tribes; a cornerstone of the Lost World subgenre; "Mars" series: John Carter astral-projects from Earth to dying Mars (Barsoom); "Venus" series: Astronaut Carson Napier reaches Venus's fantasy world.
  • Merritt, A., The Moon Pool: Arctic explorers enter an underground realm with advanced ancient civilization and monsters; Dwellers In The Mirage: Explorer uncovers a hidden Arctic valley with Norse-inspired peoples and dark gods.
  • Anderson, Poul, Three Hearts And Three Lions: WWII engineer transported to Carolingian fantasy Europe with elves and trolls.
  • de Camp, L. Sprague, Lest Darkness Fall: Archaeologist time-travels to 6th-century Rome, averts Dark Ages.
  • de Camp & Pratt, "Harold Shea" series: Psychologist projects to mythical worlds (e.g., Norse) via symbolic logic; The Carnelian Cube: Archaeologist's cube enables travel to parallel fantasy universes.
  • Farmer, P. J., "The World of the Tiers" series: Earth professor uses horn-gate to enter artificial god-made universes.

This is what the #BROSR's UMBROS celebrates and makes readily playable, focusing on Pellucidar. Get a copy today- it's free!

Friday, February 27, 2026

The Culture: Network Effects Explains This Also

Last weekend, Iassc Young explained again why the Critical Drinkers, Geeks & Gamers, Doomcocks, etc. are worse than useless.

This is Network Effects in action.

You can't beat one from the outside, so you have to fight from within it; you also can't offer non-Brand alternatives so long as the Brand that generates the effect is active and functional.

Only Alt-Trek (e.g. The Orville and fanfilms & Old Trek (past series) threatens Current Trek.

Only Alt-D&D and Old D&D threatens Current D&D.

Only Alt-WOW (private servers) and Old D&D (Classic) threatens Current WOW.

The only one who's figured out how to make it work at all is Jon Del Arroz. He pitches in-category alternatives after catching attention by leveraging the Network Effect of a Brand Cult to get eyeballs and use that dissatisfaction to pitch his indie substitution. The least you can do is copy that formula; complain about Brand, then offer alternative to Brand.