Nintendo did not eat its Wheaties this morning. They had no energy. They were boring, stilted, and lifeless. If you were battling sleep deprivation or insomnia this presentation would solve that right quick. Yeah, sure, new Pokemon and Legend of Zelda and blah-blah-zzzzz.
I'll check YouTube later for videos concerning what I care about from Nintendo. (The new Zelda game does have something interesting to it.) But I ain't sitting through the livestream. I'd rather farm Tomes of Chaos for my Death Knight's Legendary Ring in the ass-cancer that is Looking For Raid on the live World of Warcraft servers.