My Life In Fandom: Get Ready To Be Disappointed

This is it. This is the post.

> "Ooh, Monster Hunter movie!"
> Modern day, Jovovich film
> Resident Evil fans https://t.co/ej7HIlrnft pic.twitter.com/p2x0foR3yL

— Bradford C. Walker (@MrBCWalker) October 4, 2020

You really should never expect anything Milla Jovovich does in film to be anything but this sort of raping of IP for hack-job phone-it-in genre films that suck harder than an industrial vacuum cleaner on overdrive until she's finally too old to pass for being hot--since she never passed for being a viable fighter--on camera. Hard. Pass. I won't even rent this, not even for a dollar, and I may not even take it home if it were free; I have plenty of coasters as it is.