Thursday, October 3, 2019

Narrative Warfare: The Vermintide Comes For 40K

If you didn't see this coming after the Age of Sigmar fiasco, you weren't paying attention.

The Vermintide comes for you, Warhammer fans. The Devil Mouse has its claws and put the bite into Games Workship. They're going to do to you what they did to Star Wars--and you have seen what they've done, don't deny it--and they are doing to Marvel. Everything you find sacred about 40K will be defiled and violated and paraded before you as a humiliation ritual to mark their conquest and destruction of yet another IP friendly to men and boys. They will do this with glee and abandon; they know what they're doing, it's not at all an accident.

And you're going to lose what you love unless and until you get off your asses, form ranks, and start bullying the hell out of these ratlings like you're actually playing Vermintide with all the cheats on. The Vermintide fully intends to seize the gates and force you out of the very fandom YOU CREATED. They want to consume it utterly, caring not if they destroy what hosts them, and then--like the rats they are--they flee when the collapse hits only to rally and swarm another healthy culture.

Welcome to the Culture War. Time to defend your Imperium from the Vermintide and their Black Crusade.

1 comment:

  1. The last enemy to be defeated shall be Death, and the last fandom to be cucked shall be warhammer 40k

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