A Simple Lesson Simply Put

I'm putting an Appendix P into 10,000 Pots. Here it is in its entirety:

Appendix P: Pineapple on Pizza

I like it. I ain't got to explain or justify shit. Deal with it.

See that second sentence there? That's the lesson: you are not obligated to justify yourself or explain yourself to anyone else on command, or even on request. Contrary to what a lot of people errant believe, you don't have any obligation to do that.