The Culture: This Is Why Wizards Treats Them With Contempt

The Soup Aisle proves that they are suckers.

No one with a clue buys any of this bullshit.

This is the same Ruse Cruise pulled before more than once by Wizards of the Coast to sucker the Grognards into supporting the company and giving them money.

They keep doing it because it works. This video proves it. So are other similar videos.

This is pathetic.

You people deserve to be treated with contempt by WOTC's C-Suite and Management if you're that easily suckered and rooked by one of the most basic bitch marketing ploys.

This is why WOTC wants to close the Walled Garden and shut you all out if you don't sit down, shut up, and follow their lead- and it is also why so many of you are delusional in your pretensions of relevance and importance. WOTC uses you and discards you like like the cheap whores you are, and like some Alpha Widow you cry about how you can't get WOTC to do anything for you unless you put out for them first and once you're past your sell-by date you're thrown on the trash heap- which is where you belong.

No self-respect, no dignity, nothing but abject submission to the Pop Cult Idol you worship and adore as its priesthood uses and abuses you like all cult leaders do.

Then you have the gall to say that you're anything but a parasite subsisting off WOTC's Network Effect to be able to pretend that you're at all an alternative to The Only Game That Matters.

Meanwhile, you have WOTC's own words telling you plainly what they're going to do and why- and yet, here you are, delusionally insisting that "He's changed, really, he means it this time!" as you run back for one more round of being used and discarded.

This is why none of you are to be admitted to the Clubhouse. No place for delusional whores in a hobby for men.