My Life As A Gamer: The Coming Humiliation Rituals For D&D Pop Cultists

The Pundit reports on the latest Wankers By The Beach stupidity.

Alas, this is not an April Fool's joke.

I will not elaborate on the matter; Pundit did it adequately. I will move swiftly to remedies.

First, do not buy it. Play the clean originals from previous editions, and if you don't have your own copy you can scour used stores for an original or ask around for a Print On Demand option that doesn't put money in Wankers' pocket. For digital, Captain Harlock awaits your Letter of Marque & Reprisal. Don't give money to people that hate you!

Second, you can recreate this without giving Wankers a penny. You don't need Official Product. You need the Three Rulebooks and that's it- especially so for AD&D 1st Edition.

Third, this is meant to be a Humiliation Ritual on the part of the Death Cultists, but it works if--and only if--you actually consume the product. It has no effect on you if you do not consume the product, which is a key theme behind the Pundit's video. You have ALTERNATIVES. Use them, including making your own.

This is something you can easily handle, so handle it. Be real gamers, not retarded Pop Cultists, and these things will never touch you.