Friday, November 29, 2024

The 2024 Black Friday Post

Thanksgiving Day has come and gone. Now it is Black Friday, the high holy day of Pop Cult consumerism as too many people lose their minds in pursuit of fake deals at retail chains around the United States. My friends abroad, I hope that (a) you never have this scourge visit your shores and (b) should that malady arrive that you stamp it out without mercy. It is a plague.

That said, Black Friday also marks the beginning of The Countdown To Christmas and thus the prime Christmas Shopping Season. Many stores have their sales going right now, and those discounts are not trivial.

Should you wish to include me in your gift-giving this year, here's some options to consider:

Expect to start seeing, and not just from me, End of Year recaps and commentary as we get into Prime Padoru Season.

And yes, SHE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!

May you withstand another season of Endless Mariah Carey Everywhere until the day comes that He Is Born.

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