Thursday, July 16, 2026

The Culture: Can We Not Argue For Failed Ideas FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE?

Oldfags repeating old errors.

No, retard, this is a bad idea.

"What idea is that?" you ask. Hit Locations.

50 fucking years, and this retard says "Slow down your combat resolution with a mechanic that only works when it's a man-to-man duel because otherwise you're wasting everyone else's time." Yes, that's been the consequence every single fucking time this has been done. Only in videogames can you do this at-scale because that automates all of the bitchwork that is required to make this functional.

Meanwhile, bog-standard Hit Points has proven itself far easier to implement, adminster, and scale across multiple media FOR GENERATIONS.

Fuck this retarded faggot. Hand him a hemp necktie and give him the Troon Retirement Option.

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