Oh look, a Troon loving faggot bitch is writing this.
This is the Narrative Director for Diablo 5
— mrphillipchan 🥚🇺🇲 (@mrphillipchan) September 12, 2026
Pack it up guys, D5 is cooked pic.twitter.com/PImVIEn7v2
Not a good sign.
Time for the diggers to dig and find something that can get this cunt punted face-first into a ditch and replaced with a proper writer that respects the property.
The big WOW streamers were at BlizzCon. They took the chance to stream the demo for Forever.
Xaryu showed the new Racials and Class/Race combos; Horde Skyeborne get Shaman instead of Mage but are otherwise the same.
And this new starting zone feels and looks a lot like the High Elf starting zone that Turtle WOW made mixed with some recolored Night Elf assets.
He didn't mess around much in the new zone before doing the demo dungeon, which is another video of his (as he rerolled Undead Mage for that).
But hey, at least Dwarf Hunters aren't totally subpar compared to other Class/Race combos in Forever. The metagame in Forever is going to be sigificantly different than Classic (every iteration thereof) and Retail.
As this is, something things will remain the same:
But there's going to be meta shifts. I can already see some of them coming, but more will be sussed out when the Beta drops.
Yep, we're still on the BlizzCon beat.
Yes, they're talking a good game.
Yes, they will deliver on what they promised in that panel.
What they didn't tell you is that they are able to do so this fast by taking the code from Turtle WOW, Ascension, Project Epoch, and some other Classic Plus Private Servers when they shut them down and then appropriate it to fit their own Brand Safe version of Classic Plus.
No, unlike Conquest of Azeroth, this will not use all-new classes (I could not die as a Witch Hunter tank by the time I hit 60, and I tried). No, unlike Mysteries of Azeroth, we aren't getting proper High Elves. No, unlike Project Epoch, they aren't putting in low-level transit accelerators (i.e. ground taxis across zones). None of the new zones are those from any PServer and neither are the new dungeons.
But the concepts? Oh yeah. Camping? That's from Ascension. New subzones and their placements? Many are in or near what we saw in those PServers. The remixed classic raids? Totally from Ascension. Hyjal as a zone? Already done in PServers, and as that post-Third War scenario. Adding expansion to existing factions, new Battlegrounds reflecting known flashpoints, etc. are all their versions of what these PServers already proved to work.
It's fitting, after a fashion, that this is Blizzard doing what it was already known for: taking things that work and then polishing them to a Normie-friendly sheen.
And all of it is going to come to Official D&D in the years to come thanks to Universes Beyond. This is the WOW version that is made with Official D&D in mind.
So first you play it virtually, then at your table. Enjoy what Total Memetic Domination looks like.
Maybe you shouldn't announce anything years before its purported release.
Pure vibes. Nothing of substance. Just a statement of intent, and I'm certain someone's going to get a talking to about the implications of letting a precious brownoid of uncertain provenance get the cannon fodder treatment instead of Whitey come Monday.
While this isn't a Star Citizen situation, it is a bothersome one nonetheless. RTS is not popular now, so Blizzard can't just C&D some PServer and take their code and with it their R&D. They need to deliver off entirely their own merit, and that's as lacking at Blizzard as it is in other Western AAA studios.
Consider that all of their announcements are either appropriations of others work, or "Break Glass In Case Of Emergency" releases.
Folks wanted this for decades. Only now are they getting it, and some of what's shown here echoes what's coming to Classic and is in Forever.
Furthermore, due to the crossover with Wizards of the Coast, all of this will come to Tabletop in Official D&D sooner or later- the WOW book is already up for sale.
This makes WOTC's annoucements at GenCon even more paradigm-shattering than I thought.
BlizzCon's going on this weekend.
Blizzard killed Turtle WOW earlier this year, and killed Ascension last weekend (which also killed Project Epoch). That pressaged the arrival of Official Classic Plus, confirmed now.
There's a prelaunch sale going on right now on the official servers with the usual bonuses that are also usable in Retail and/or Classic servers.
This is what would get me paying Blizzard again. Retail is not only too pozzed, but the system requirements are starting to strain my machine until I can upgrade the graphics card. Classic is worthless past Wrath of the Lich King.
And, once again, Network Effects prove their worth. Blizzard OWNs the MMO Network Effect, especially within its own IP. Private Servers are now tolerated insofar as they (a) keep lapsed subscribers in the Network and (b) do the R&D that Blizzard either can't or won't do anymore because holy shit are so much of Forever's offerings exactly what the dead PServers been known for (Undead Paladins was the tell). Let them figure out what works, what new ideas hit, then C&D and shut them down to get their code to incorporate into the official game.
Wizards of the Coast would do that if they could, hence yet another reason for their pivot.
Checking in on the state of AI content creation. Skyebrows dropped this a few weeks ago.
Naysayers are going to have problems with their objections.
This took 400 hours. Check his channel. This is what he is able to do now; it is not what he could do earlier this year. The models and his own acumen have advanced so much so soon that he--and other so capable with these tools--are going to surpass the average professional going without AI assistance or tools by the end of this year.
Couple this with the sort of tools we're seeing with AI-assisted writing and publishing and we are going to see not only one-man publishing operations, but one man IP farms within a few years. The combination of Agentic AI, workflow automation, cross-platform operation, and integration with known tools or services like Stripe and Canva are going to make it possible to do all of the following entirely in-house.
I said that your new skillset is Project Management, not grunt work, going forward. Seeing how the tools are working, and developing fast, towards that reality will force you (and everyone else) to contend with the oncoming reality of a changed economy where no you don't have to put up with Jeets and Girlbosses and systematic discrimination in the job market and all that horseshit.
As the tools get better, and the friction involved in learning and mastering them decreases, the reason to bother with the declining institutions fades away.
It was a good time to go indie a decade ago. It's becoming a great time now, if you can afford the tools and be bothered to master them.
On this day in 1683:
And because you're expecting it, the video-
-and the movie.
Also, books. Good reads.
