The Culture: No, Oldfag Cargo Cultist, They Will Not Just

The Professor shills for CONSUME DIFFERENT PRODUCT to solve the problem his own cult caused.

This is a "Just do (X)" argument.

Fuck you, retard. THEY WILL NEVER JUST!

Network Effects means this is a non-starter, and the Professor is a dunce to make it because he knows--I've told him, repeatedly--that this is not an answer and linked him the receipts.

So yes, he did the meme.

The only viable action is to play older D&D editions. That keeps you in The Only User Network That Matters, reduces friction to zero, and actually fucking works.

You'd think he'd know better, but he's incentivized not to so here he is being stupid on main. 50 years of history shows he's wrong, over 25 since Dancey explained with charts and graphs why he's wrong, and independently demonstrated by parallel competing media multiple times since, and here he is telling you that you're really going to kick that ball this time Charlie Brown.

Just play earlier--better--D&D.