The Culture: Good News, Everyone! Another Useless D&DTuber Quits

Another useless twat gives up.

How useless is this twat? So bad that another D&DTube LOLcow had his number.

Don't tell me that the Cargo Cult ain't feeling the pain when their YT mouthpieces are falling off, having to either pivot away or quit entirely.

What did our LOLcow say about him that nailed it? "He had nothing unique or valueable to say about Dungeons & Dragons."

When a LOLcow has you dead to rights, give up and walk away in shame. That's why his rants get any attention at all, despite being himself being a total shill for Current Edition and the Cult Non-Game of the Cargo Cult as preferred by Wizards of the Coast, because he's got the Stopped Clock thing going for him: he hits just often enough to maintain an audience, who otherwise laugh at his way off base bad takes (as we see with him being positive about FD "I'm a Resentful Spiteful Mutant Commie Traitor Screaming About Muh Oppresshusns And Muh Reparationisms" Signifier).

This is what opens the noetic space for the Bros to take over, and they are taking over because these desperate dingbats are going to keep stealing from the Bros to stave off their own demise while WOTC crushes them from the corporate level by freezing them out.

You think I joke about the corporate stuff. Nope.

This is on top of the digital-primary pivot. They are seizing full control of the Network Effect. You either get in line or get cut out to wither and die.

Most people in this scene aren't even Kevin Siembieda; they won't be able to stand on their own, so they will wither and die, so they will bend the knee and get in line so as to stay in WOTC's good graces.

Meanwhile the Bros, eschewing the idea that this is a commercially viable hobby at all, cuts off the Cargo Cult's line of retreat by freezing them out of the Clubhouse.

Hammer, meet Anvil, with the Cargo Cult and their shit-tastic takes on what this hobby is and how it works as the sad sacks stuck between them to be struck repeatedly until they either get hammered into shape or get broken into bits. Count on the latter. Why?

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