The Business: Cargo Cultist Continue Culting

Double-dose of dumb and pointless this week.

First, Roll For Combat and Yet Another Fucking Hackmaster Edition.

I am not, and never have been, a fan. It was tolerable as a joke in the comic. It is not when it's a deliberately fuckedup AD&D knockoff on the shelf wasting space and wood pulp. The best thing that could happen is for this begging episode to fail, but it won't because Cargo Cultists Gotta Cult but--like past editions--it will be collected and read, not played. Waste of time and money. Fuck these guys.

Then there's Matt Colville, whose shameless bullshitting got rightly roasted by the Oldfags.

Shameless theft of Traveller, Gamma World, Real D&D, and some of the odder Final Fantasy games is his new grift. He needs his kung-fu sealed. Do not give this faggot your time or money either. Ever.

Just play real games--just play D&D, real D&D--and forget that these lying faggots ever existed.