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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Boxing Day Bonus: "The Last Jedi" Falls Off HARD

This year on Boxing Day, the World Class Bullshitters bring you some belated holiday joy. Unless you're Kathleen Kennedy or Bob Iger, in which case you're making phone calls and scrambling to come up with a narrative shift to cover up the fact that The Last Jedi fell off over 70% this past weekend- a catastrophic drop. This is about 11 minutes long, so for you folks who are back at your day jobs it'll be a thing you can squeeze into your coffee break.

Good on the World Class Bullshitters to call out Midnight's Edge and Mundane Matt for cucking like bitches over this film; they have no excuse for giving cover to the Mouse Empire, not after they went after the DCEU and Star Trek: SocJus Edition (and shat all over Inhumans and Agents of SHIELD). That double-talking douchery an't be tolerated.

Also good on the Bullshitters for making plain that the stand-alone Han Solo film is a dumpster fire that can't be redeemed, and is likely to be the first post-Mouse Empire conquest to actually lose the Mouse Empire money. GOOD. In the meantime, if you are so able, come join us in the PulpRev and Superversive communities where we're doing #StarWarsNotStarWars because God knows Disney doesn't give a damn about the Star Wars audience anymore.

Speaking of which, I'll have more to say about mine at the Study later this week.

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